TOP 6: Worst Rap Videos Of All Time
My first “Top 6″ feature leaves nothing to the imagination. Rap videos have always been known for their hot girls and flashy cars, but the next 6 will either make you laugh hysterically or convert you to country music.
There’s just some people in the world who do not need to rhyme words together (or wear zebra speedos).
In no particular order, here’s my top 6 worst rap videos of all time:
1. The Southern Food Brokerage – Super Broker Shuffle
Nothing says a rap video more than a bunch of old, white guys in matching sweatshirts telling us about food products. I didn’t come here to cause no trouble, I came here to win the Super Broker Shuffle.
2. MC Praise – All Rapped Up
Yo, yo, yo J.C. is in the house and he’s mad at Vanilla Ice. I have no idea what’s going on in this video, but I do like the guy with the mullet. (via Found Footage Festival)
3. Hammer – Pumps & A Bump
Congratulations, Hammer, you have won the first “Turd Sandwich Award.” I will present these every week for anything that defines a turd sandwich: smelly & worthless. Don’t get me wrong, I love ladies’ bumps, but I do not love to see Hammer in a zebra speedo.
4. Eli Porter vs. Envy
If you don’t know Eli Porter, you should. This guy has mad skills, but he can’t control his swears. Eli Porter for President in 2012.
5. Falcon “Balloon Boy” Henne & His Brothers
Remember the great “Balloon Boy” fiasco last summer? Well, luckily, thanks to that, we get the chance to see this video gem. I really hope they did it for the show.
6. Joe Pesci – Wise Guy
Joe Pesci has always played the “Bad Guy” in movies, but did you know he had a rap album? Yes, Joe Pesci had a rap album, and this video will make you wish his rap career slept with the fishes.
Have you seen a rap video worse than these 6? Post it in the comments!